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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:56
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
—
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.